teacher appreciation day

october 2 2006
Update: I put the note in a plastic sheet protector and taped it up on the board. Whenever kids ask, I tell them there is "an investigation" underway and the note has been fingerprinted and possibly DNA tested. Any information regarding the note should be given to the authorities. They don't know whether to believe me or not.
5 Comments:
HAAA! Not that I think you suck, by ANY means...but that is stinky hil-AR-ious!!! Excellent!
Obviously the writer is referring to some other teacher. The other side must say "MS. Brown kicks ass!"
There actually is a MRS Brown also teaching in the building and I said the other day, "I can't believe someone would say that about Mrs. Brown!"
I also made it a lesson about using the proper title: "Instead of saying Mrs. Brown sucks, you should really write Ms. Brown sucks or Miss Brown sucks." Do you see a wedding ring, kids?!
Ha ha, you are so funny lb! I wish I had you as a teacher!
You should make a big production about how you finally found out who wrote the card. Say, "I have a very serious announcement to make. I've found out who the guilty party is, and it's looking like expulsion or an amputation (invoke Shariah law)" then become friendly and say, "ok, i'll allow the guilty party to come up to at the end of class and maybe you'll just get a detention or someting..." Say it in a german accent, too!
-Lakin
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